There's a common saying that goes, "they don't make 'em like they used to." I guess that's why TVX has decided it's time to raid their vaults and re-release some of their older adult titles. You know, the ones they apparently don't make 'em like, anymore. The nice thing about this strategy is, when you want to know whether a movie was good or not, all you have to do is read what the critics had to say on the re-release jacket. Things like, "Ranks among the best explicit movies of the year!" or "the hottest and most erotically arousing film ever made!" With claims like that, how can you go wrong? Of course, the real question is, can a couple of 21st century twenty-something's get turned on by 30-year-old porn? We decided to find that out, and while we're at it, answer such pressing questions as, just what is it that makes Constance Money so damned bitchin'? What does 100% turn on power feel like? And, ultimately, what is it that makes Mary! Mary! such a "collector's treasure"?
Mary, Mary is a gem from the classic ages of porn: the 80's - Constantine Money is "right on the money". Money who starred in Radley Metzger (aka Henry Paris) movies is a beauty not to be missed. If you are a fan of pubic hair the films of this era are for you. You can see lovely bushes. There are nice underwater sex scenes right in the beginning, girl-on-girl action and an orgy-scene that is shot in nearly psychedelic lighting. What I like most is that the 80's porn movies where still shot on film and not video which gives the picture the better quality in color